Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question
“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship
by Lord_dubious on twitter March 13, 2020
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Schrödinger's bigot

Someone who is both an anti-bigot and bigot simultaneously.
Schrödinger's bigot (noun):
"I really don't understand those people, they generalise what whole groups of people are like just because they don't understand them."
by MalcolmTent0 March 17, 2019
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Cats Schrödinger

In quantum mechanics, Cats Schrödinger In quantum mechanics is a thought experiment, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical Schrödinger may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Hey would it be cool is i swapped Schrödingers cat with Cats Schrödinger
by Uno_Bruno October 25, 2022
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Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time
I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.
by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016
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Schrödinger’s Faggot

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.
“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”
by urmomsboyfriend May 03, 2021
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Schrödinger's Rizz

Schrödinger's Rizz Is when someone’s Rizz has never been put to the test by speaking to women. The Rizz is both positive and negative at the same time, while it has not been used, however once the Rizz is put into play the state of the individual’s Rizz will now be revealed as positive or negative.
Dan: “Hey man, do you thing that Mike has positive or negative Rizz?
Jeremiah: “Neither, that man has Schrödinger's Rizz, he’s never tried to pull any bitches”
by Wrecklan13 January 14, 2023
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Schrödinger's Gay

A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.
G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
by Lolelolelole (Shakira) June 27, 2021
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