chew the scenery

What people like Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman and William Shatner do for a living.

Lloyd: "Dude, did you see Gary Oldman in Dracula?"

Brett: "Yea, he didn't half chew the scenery. Almost as much as William Shatner in Star Trek."

Lloyd: "Or Johnny Depp in just about any of his films."

by Jilk O'Brie February 18, 2008

Scenester

A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.

How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.

Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.

by Watchfull Eye April 29, 2009

Scenester

A word that refers to a scene kid. Scenesters are probably the most arrogantly obnoxious creatures to have ever walked the earth. They Act as though they are the best thing since sliced bread. And have aquired a taste for Dinosaurs, Robots, Gir, and Hello kitty oh and dont forget elmo. When really, if given a lesson on the jurassic, they'll all go bangbang, and start yelling obnoxiously about how great they are on account of there miniscule attention span. They try to be individual, but really....Theres a whole fuck load just like them.

"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."

by DefenitlyNOTyou August 17, 2009

scenester

someone who tries to be emo but, however, they can't pull it off.

Hillary (Ashlee Simpson) is such a fake. She looks like such a scenester.

by gigga May 16, 2006

SCENESTER

*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"

{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .

by RosenFieldBergerStein September 7, 2008

scenester

Valley Girl sluts that usually reach their full potential in high school but start whoring in about the eigth grade.

"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."

by augurtoast January 10, 2006

Scenerd

A scene person, that people see as a nerd.

Girl 1: Look at that chick!
Girl 2: What is wrong with her?
Girl 1: She's such a scenerd!

by Roxxxi March 26, 2008