Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.

My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.

by Bighuge347 January 16, 2013

super sandy

a mixture of captain morgan, sailor jerry, the kraken, moonshine and pineapple juice in a pitcher. guaranteed to cause as much damage as its predecessor

guy: this is a great party your throwing
guy 2: thanks, joe says hes bringing super sandy later on
guy: oh shit

by Mr.Kanuckles January 19, 2013

Sandy Larouche

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.

Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.

by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011

Brown Sandy

when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus

Tom: You have a good time at the beach?

Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.

by curlifro92 June 15, 2011

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

by Doey Dickle July 5, 2021

Sandy Karma

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.

Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?

by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010