itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy

Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

salsa fucked

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)

expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"

by the untamable beast February 6, 2009

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

Salsa Pussy

A woman who was large and long periods containing a sizeable amount of humongous chunks, and will get men into bed with her during this.

Dude, don't EVER sleep with her. She's a Salsa Pussy.

by GrossedOutSoFuckingbadly April 26, 2010

Salsa Fucked

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.

Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."

by The Real Phil Collins December 18, 2008