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salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.
by RandomGai October 4, 2021
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Salami Silencer

Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.
Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.
by Pussy-muncher-69 June 12, 2016
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Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019
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MAYBACH SALAMI

MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT
ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL
by SNAKELOCOFLOSANGELES October 1, 2017
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Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.
There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)
by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017
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peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.
Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"
by spnky64 March 9, 2010
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salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.
Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.
by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022
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