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social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.
"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
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Where 'opinions' or 'preferences' are stated. But noone respects each other and fuck each other's parents every once in a while.
A: Why do pp nowadays have so polarized, negative opinions?
B: Well, well, you know what social media is, don't you?
by anidiotbutnotthatidiothisidiot January 20, 2022
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Multiple apps/websites like, twitter (daily dose of cancellation), Instagram (daily dose of photoshop) youtube, (daily dose of getting banned for no reason) Facebook (daily does of parents) Snapchat (daily dose of filter) tik tok (daily dose of cringe)
Do you have social media

Be more specific dumbass
by Spxdes August 20, 2021
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.
I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.
by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017
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A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.

Try to be smart in using it😎
"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021
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