A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns
by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019
Get the Ronan Malstermug. Ronan is very adorable and cute he likes to dip his balls in soy sauce he once said “ it expands me balls mum” he is usually the shortest friend in the group and they bully him for him for his height but his friends do love him and care for him a lot. He has a best mate that is pretty tall and they are very close they are unstoppable! Ronan tends to get a little jealous of his best friends because he gets all the girls. And when they are together it’s all about his bestfriend and ronan can’t stand that so he likes to chew on him you may be thinking why does ronan Chew on his best friend well you see his bestfriend is very chewy and he’s African so is ronan but he is a white African his best friend is a real African anyway they love riding bikes together they like girls that start with the letter abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ronan has caramel latte eyes yum yum
“Who’s that?”
“That’s daddy ronan!”
“That’s daddy ronan!”
by haylesbels December 29, 2020
Get the Ronanmug.