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Rohan is an Indian kid he is known for his great headys in down ball he makes the best curry but gets 0 bitchs. He eats his boogers and talks too much. he plays Minecraft all day but has a pc make out of carboard,he is a certified hobo.
person one: "Who's that?"
person two: "He's Rohan"
Person one: "Ew"
Rohan by Heil hitler1947 August 7, 2022
A boy who is very athletic and good at some sports. However, Rohans sometimes ditch their friends to be nothing but a Teacher's pet and a simp, even for people who are not liked across a community. this can cause them to build hatred on themselves by friends and peers. To those he does not simp for, he is usually a pain in the ass and never knows his limits. this is because those that he doesn't simp are nobodies. even though some rohans are nobodies themselves
Person to Rohan conversation (Rohan simping)
Person: Thanks you so much
Rohan: Your are so welcome, I would never stop helping you

Rohans friend to Rohan (Rohan not simping)
Person: Hey Rohan, can you help me

Rohan: Why would I? go do it yourself.

Rohan's friend to another friend.
Rohan's friend: Man Rohan is no use in my life at all.
Other friend: You dumbass he is a Rohan. What did you expect?
Rohan is a kind guy but everyone thinks he is a bad parson ,but if you get to know him you will see he is a nice guy and you will know the pain he has gone through.
plz give Rohan some love
Rohan by darkbat November 20, 2022
Rohan is the goat, he owns all pessidogs
Rohan is hot and I'll smash the nigger anyday
Rohan by goatkeeperSZN January 23, 2023
guy who goes to Longwood Highschool and lives in Coram New York. His ass at cricket and thinks baseball players have skill even tho they are better. as well as no hand-eye coordination and has a natural attraction towards freshmen.
Damn Rohan is ass.
Rohan by jacobdhilroy April 9, 2023
SIMPIEST OF SIMPS + DEMONIC OVERLORD
HE IS EVIL AND OMG TERRIFYING
U CAN RUN BUT U CANT HIDE

(jk tho hes acc pretty good but shhh)
Oh no! It's a Rohan. INCOMINGGG!

*the world ended because man set off an atomic bomb because he doesn't sleep*
Rohan by Sarina~ April 20, 2023