Rosie O'Donnell

The largest land mammal in Hollywood, it was once believed to be female and doctors took it's word.

Child: Zookeeper zookeeper, those two elephants are killing each other.
Zookeeper: It's Rosie O'Donnell eating.
Child: Oh.

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Rosie O'Donnell

What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it

Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!

One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!

by Escobar Crews July 2, 2014

Roisin

A gorgeous girl that has a fantastic sense of humor with beautiful eyes and amazing smile cheers you up no matter the problem

Roisin is amazing

by Fgh152647234 December 13, 2017

rosie o'donnell

The process of tucking you dick and balls back through you legs to give the illusion that you have a vagina or at least not a dick.

Most likely because rosie o'donnell is a man.

Tom gets out of the shower

Bill "hey did you get a sex change"
Tom "no, just trying out the ol' rosie o'donnell"

by ronious February 12, 2009

rosie

even though she is a very small person, she still has a big personality.

don't hate her, love her

by linsey January 8, 2004

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Rosie

A beautiful, funny, witty, sexy, attractive, popular, perfect girl who is desired by everyone. The name is quite rare, as such women like the description before are rare! Rosies are generally indies.

I knew she was gonna be called Rosie

by Zee 123123 September 13, 2007