ricer

Any (usually japanese) 4-cylinder POS not fit for racing that idiots (usually teens) hop up anyway. These cars dont even have 150 HP. By "modify," I mean stickers all over, special neon lights, ugly decals showing stuff they dont have(e. g. NOS, Turbo), shitty spoilers, shitty "fart can" exhaust. No performance enhancements. All show, no go. If you want to race in a japanese import, at least get an Acura TL-S/CL-S (260 HP V6) or Nissan Maxima (265 HP V6). Best of all, get a REAL car with a V8 or more (M5-5.0L/400HP, CTS-V--5.7/400, Corv Z06-5.7/405, Benz E55 AMG- 5.5L/469HP, S600 V12--6.0/493).

Someone in a ricer (Civic "VTEC", of course), revving his engine at the light, had the nerve to get me to race him. He floored it like a rocket, but he wondered why he couldnt pass me, even though I was only at 2800rpm. When he tried to get ahead I floored it in my BENZ E55 AMG (5.5 L V8, 469 HP, 516 ft-lbs torque, 0-60 in 4.5seconds*) and went past him like he was standing still. I mean, I just smoked that bastard's ricer.
(NOTE: I don't really drive a Benz, let alone an E55 AMG. I just used the E55 as an example of a muscle car)
*Figures from the Mercedes-Benz official site.

by "garndog" January 16, 2004

Ricer

A diagonosis for people with the inability to see past a car's true preformance potential. Limited by the belive that a 4 cylinder, front wheel drive compact car has immence preformance potential - yet fail to factor in the very high costs and mass unreliablitity of front wheel drive cars in the hopes of the car having more than 300 horse-power. The car ulimately is unstable and the engine is slowy "killing itself" from the high revolution.

"What are you talking about? That RSX-S is the best ultra-sports car in the world! It can rev to 9000rpms! You know - revs equal speed!"

by OBS April 24, 2003

ricer

A vehicle made up of a small car and a driver with an even smaller dick!!! Want muscle, buy a real car!!!

The keys for his ricer, were thicker then his pecker.

by spike77 April 9, 2006

Ricer

Person who cruises up and down the streets in overhauled, over painted cheapass american cars that have been fitted with Coffee can mufflers to look like a Jap car. This person says that they hate "Fast and the Furious" but everyone else knows that that movie is the only reason that they bought that car.

"Dude, look at that f***ing ricer."

"RIIIICERR!!!" ( Scream this at them as they drive by )

by John Lansford July 23, 2003

Ricer

a jack-off mobile usually a honda that is easily confused for a SHOPPING CART at your local grocery store. usually driven by: yes, you guessed it boys and girls : JACK OFFS

vrrooom vrrrrorooom *guy in civic* maybe if i jacked off faster, this piece of s#$t will run a 10 second 1/4 mile.

by k&y September 18, 2003

ricer

A car, probably an old Honda Civic/Accord or Corlla that has less horsepower than stickers and has a wing that could be used as just that..And just for the record, it is referring to import cars, hence the name -rice-r.

Did you see that ricer breakdown in the 1/4 mile?

by Masonic Atheist October 8, 2004

ricer

a car with ANY mods whatsoever that do not ad performance

any body kit
stupid stickers
elec bov
"chromies"

by Ishan February 23, 2004