1 definition by "garndog"

ricer

Any (usually japanese) 4-cylinder POS not fit for racing that idiots (usually teens) hop up anyway. These cars dont even have 150 HP. By "modify," I mean stickers all over, special neon lights, ugly decals showing stuff they dont have(e. g. NOS, Turbo), shitty spoilers, shitty "fart can" exhaust. No performance enhancements. All show, no go. If you want to race in a japanese import, at least get an Acura TL-S/CL-S (260 HP V6) or Nissan Maxima (265 HP V6). Best of all, get a REAL car with a V8 or more (M5-5.0L/400HP, CTS-V--5.7/400, Corv Z06-5.7/405, Benz E55 AMG- 5.5L/469HP, S600 V12--6.0/493).

Someone in a ricer (Civic "VTEC", of course), revving his engine at the light, had the nerve to get me to race him. He floored it like a rocket, but he wondered why he couldnt pass me, even though I was only at 2800rpm. When he tried to get ahead I floored it in my BENZ E55 AMG (5.5 L V8, 469 HP, 516 ft-lbs torque, 0-60 in 4.5seconds*) and went past him like he was standing still. I mean, I just smoked that bastard's ricer.
(NOTE: I don't really drive a Benz, let alone an E55 AMG. I just used the E55 as an example of a muscle car)
*Figures from the Mercedes-Benz official site.

by "garndog" January 17, 2004