Redneck Handshake

Grabbing a woman's crotch in a handshake motion as a greeting.

We were making out in his pick up truck when he gave me a redneck handshake.

by Irj0e September 27, 2014

Redneck wash

When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.

I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.

by PoOpa FoOker January 11, 2015

redneck yacht club

When a group of boats tie together in the middle of a lake, or in a inconspicuous bay then proceed to anchor; to drink and party the day away

Were going out to the lake this weekend and we're gonna have a redneck yacht club.

by the dearly ditched May 12, 2015

redneckinuity

Being ingenious in all situations without ever having the right tools . One must be a redneck and made repairs with auch things as duct tape, rope, or super glue.

Daniels is showing his redneckinuity today. He only needed one pair of panty hose to fix the belt in my car. Afroenginered that thing.

by SouthernInmate5628 February 7, 2017

Redneck Racing

racing in a tractor, unrestored truck, or ride-on lawnmower around a farm, country road, or trailer park

Redneck 1: Want to go Redneck Racing?
Redneck 2: Sure! My John Deere Tractor will certainly beat your old pickup truck!

by An actual South Carolinian May 20, 2017

Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022