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Rectum, damn near killed him! 

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

rectum vagina 

Oh grose, that was a real rectum vagina!
rectum vagina by zacon February 6, 2004

rectum splasher 

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
rectum splasher by ass wetter August 10, 2003

rectum revenge 

A type of hot sauce that leaves you with a battle scar.
Man i should've never put that rectum revenge shit on my wings.
rectum revenge by amk August 11, 2006

rectum wrecker 

A term used to confuse the simple minded.
Dolt: haha dude your such a loser, why does anyone talk to you?
Me: fuck off rectum wrecker
Dolt: huh?
rectum wrecker by T.O.K. September 24, 2008

rectum plunger 

A object used to be,inserted into a rectum
Tom's wife last night used a rectum plunger on him.
rectum plunger by kevan n. October 16, 2008