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A ferocious beast that emerges during parties, and is occasionally found passed out in hallways. The Benji Raptor feeds on whiskey, beer, and whole milk. It's natural predators are peer pressure and frat guys. When the Benji Raptor tunrs belligerent and starts yelling, do not provoke it or it will let out its bloodcurdling scream that is known for sounding like a combination of nails on a chalk board and the sound a little girl makes when she can't find her dolly. Also beware the Benji Raptor's scream will attract GAs and turn girls off. If you spot the Benji Raptor challenge it to a drinking contest, it will pass out after smelling the alcohol.
Dude, shut the fuck up. You sound like a freakin Benji Raptor, did you take estrogen pills today?
by Benji Reiss, DR Colkitt March 1, 2005
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Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.
I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor
by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010
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ded raptor

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the most incredibly insulting name you can ever call someone. it is derogitory to anybody in any race, gender, age, religion, etc. It is by far the most vulgar word especially if used in upper case letters which is highly offensive.
Wick: "Matt, your nothing but a DED RAPTOR"

(10 minutes later Matt killed himslef)
by Team Hide December 22, 2010
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Rain-raptor

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A person who likes cock and ball touture
Damn that's a cute rain-raptor
by Spongebobsquareass November 10, 2019
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Snow Raptor

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(Noun); A white person who continues to screech like a raptor about how they’re “not the problem”, or about how they’re “being oppressed”.
1.)Mckayleigh Ann started out as annoying, claiming she “doesn’t see color”, but then she showed her true colors & went full snow raptor in a follow up video.

2.) Braxtyn went on a tangent about how “Vikings had dreads,” & that he’s “just so sick of being punished for being proud to be a white man”.. Absolute snow raptor behavior.
by BunnyLeviathan October 1, 2022
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An absolute GIGACHAD airplane that was used in the military for many years. This plane is only for the coolest of people. Many people who flew this plane reported rapid growth in testicles due to the sheer epicness of this plane.
Jeremy(🤓) I accidentally crashed my F22_Raptor into a building.

Tyrone (Gigachad): Don't worry it will regenerate within 2-3 business days
by I ❤Furry Femboys November 1, 2022
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Taco Raptor

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A medium size black bird also known as a Grackle. These birds tend to flock around large shopping centers in Texas, nesting and shitting over ever tree they can find in a parking lot. Their main source of food comes from thrown away fast food bags (especially tacos).
Hey Dick Head. Stop throwing your fast food bags in the parking lot for the Taco Raptors to eat. Their are way to many of them and they are shitting on everyone's vehicle!
by Subsite82 August 22, 2023
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