MOT-rating

Matter Of Time rating. (It's just a matter of time) Refers to an individuals life span with regard to the dumb things they do.

An individual who takes risks such as driving recklessly will have a higher MOT-rating than an individual who drives sensibly.

by Jono bites December 3, 2005

picture ratings

a website that pathetic attention-starved morons put there pics (often scantly clothed wordslappers/word and clean cut preppy fags) and profile onto so the world can rate "how cute they are) - how sick can these freaks get? get a REAL life you lameoids

sarah-jane put her pics

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003

ratings bitch

someone incapable of making their own decision or opinion without checking and relying on the ratings of critics/professionals.

Kevin is a ratings bitch, picking players based on the radio hosts opinions on them. (The League, tv show, reference)

by skigal_91 January 6, 2012

rainting

A photo taken through raindrops or a downpour of rain on glass (usually a vehicle window, but could be a household window or shower door). Often I would see a pretty scene, and the only way to try the shot would be through the rained on windshield of my truck. I got some very unique and painterly looking images. The rain would never fall exactly in that amount, speed or direction in between me and that scene ever again. Instead of cursing the rain for ruining my desired shot, I came to enjoy the effect. Many of my photos taken through rain on glass looked like paintings, but they weren't. I coined the word rainting.

It was far from an ordinary looking photo with its flowing look, but it was straight out of the camera. She photographed the rain on her windshield as it was actively painting the pink cherry trees on the Court House Lawn beyond. The look was so artistic, shiny and fluid that is was as if the rain were doing a painting of the scene; a rainting was born. She merely photographed it.

by Poppy Doodle June 12, 2018

jackman rating

A movie rating system based on the number of times the sexy main character takes off his shirt. Especially a movie with Hugh Jackman in it.

That movie has a 5 rating on the jackman rating scale.

by scottishredhead December 14, 2008

ice rafting

When you fuck a bitch with an icicle

It was getting really hot with Jenny, so we started ice rafting.

by whoopie nonsense February 1, 2009

Nail Rating

The Nail Rating refers to the number of women you've had sexual contact with, and of that how many you have penetrated with your penis.

Formula: No. of full penetration/ (No. of full penetration + No. of sexual contact) * 100

The subsequent score must be placed into the following status: has a (score)% nail rate

N.B. Sexual Contact includes anything greater than a kiss but less than full penetration.

“How many girls have you slept with, in comparison to the amount you have had ‘sexual contact’ with?”

The other individual commented, “4 out 4, so 100%.”

“Woah, fuck me that is a good nail rating Null.”

by Tinterwob December 12, 2010