Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

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Get the Putin warnsmug.

Putin land

A land were an evil boi har en contrell is an controlled. du Freg agrees with dat boi!

Ussr was made in Putin land

by Mymotherismymum October 10, 2018

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Get the Putin landmug.

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger August 3, 2022

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Get the Putin's Retreatmug.

Vladimir Putin

That jerk who lost to Ukraine and lied to his whole country.

Grand kid: So, remember ww3? What was it about?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?

by yer ma2 March 3, 2022

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