pepperoni nipples

big ugly nipples that are to big for your own tits

" That girl with the saggy tits got some pepperoni nipples, you could open up a pizzaria."

by pp puffer January 24, 2006

shower pepperoni

The chunky pieces of bloody goop left over when a girl takes a shower at your house while she's on her period. One can often find shower pepperoni after a long night of sex.

Don't let Steph take a shower at your house, unless you want to clean the shower pepperoni out of the drain.

by Chip Diggens June 11, 2006

Spicy pepperoni

Spicy pepperoni is when someone dips their nips in hot sauce and has someone lick it off

“Hey adam come lick this hot sauce of my nips”

“Mhmm I love me some spicy pepperoni”

by D4DDY D4N July 7, 2020

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...

That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019

Pumpernickel

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

Pepperoni Nipples

A flat-chested female with huge areolas

Those Pepperoni Nipples on Jen had me buggin', I had to have a shot just to chill.

by Daknow January 1, 2008

pepperoni cock

When a man wraps his penis in pre-sliced pepperoni and smacks a female or male partner in the cheek repeatedly with the penis. Usually the pepperoni is held by vaginal, anal, or salivary secreations that are already present on the penis.

Last night, Mark pepperoni cocked Steph.

by Mark Overmyer June 16, 2003