donut puncher

Someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.

As informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: "If you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card."

by Rob Sutherland September 23, 2005

hole puncher

the term given to the male reproductive organ found in the "crotch" area. it is also known as a schlong boner and penis among others.

"my god thats a massive hole puncher you have there"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"

by palmnet December 15, 2004

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

PARTY PUNCHER

when your at a party and theres always the guy who goes around hitting peoples shoulders and u wanna jus kill him

ryan- im about to kill that guy
steve-why dude
ryan- he is being such a party puncher and its pissing me off

by the library kidd April 22, 2009

Begal Puncher

Another term for faggot.

You are a begal puncher.

by LOLFUNWORDS July 15, 2010

cow puncher

the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.

"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."

by Joe Cool March 31, 2005

Kentish Wall Puncher

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads

Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher

by Moenrtostatlaue May 27, 2018