Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here
by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012
 Get the Cunt Puddlemug.
Get the Cunt Puddlemug. The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation
1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.
2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"
2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"
by Brisk! September 18, 2006
 Get the puddle-of-dickmug.
Get the puddle-of-dickmug. Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..
Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.
by Sierra D: December 29, 2007
 Get the Lust puddlesmug.
Get the Lust puddlesmug. by Ill Bill December 7, 2003
 Get the Puddle Headmug.
Get the Puddle Headmug. by jyryd February 7, 2006
 Get the cuddle puddlemug.
Get the cuddle puddlemug. Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.
Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!
Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!
Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!
Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
by Jek-Jek Marie September 18, 2011
 Get the Cuddle Puddlemug.
Get the Cuddle Puddlemug. by gashlycrumb February 17, 2003
 Get the cuddle puddlemug.
Get the cuddle puddlemug.