egyptian mud puddle 

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

egyptian mud puddle by BigDHill September 22, 2015

puddles 

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

puddles by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

puddle tramp 

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

puddle tramp by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

Male Puddle Slut 

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.

The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina

Male Puddle Slut by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

puddle 

Puddle can refer to taking a large quantity of liquid LSD. Instead of the normal one or two drops, a cupped hand is filled with acid and drank by the experiencer.

I got puddled last night, and I'm still tirpping.

puddle by DementedOne June 11, 2006

cum puddle 

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

cum puddle by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005

puddle 

Cooked or melted Chrystal meth (JIB) on a shard or a pipe.

Hey man lets go smoke a puddle!

puddle by Anonymous March 29, 2003