Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomentum

The feeling of having to poop due to the force of your poop trying to exit your bowels.

Damnit!! I held in my dump too long and now I lost all my poomentum.

by Dambay June 23, 2018

Poomes

(pronounced poomes) - Meaning: poo fumes so over powering that one must open windows in order to escape the odour.

The poomes were so over powering the morning after a vindaloo that windows had to be opened to escape the smell

by JimJamSos January 4, 2020

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

Pooman

Is on the run

Pooman is (was) on the (fucking) run

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

Pooman

Is on the run

I think Pooman is on the fucking run again!!

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

poomierials

Those who creep through the night and ruthlessly scratch your bones. They may live in walls, Attics, basements, or just generally outdoors. If you come across poomierials, run. Fast.

Hey what's that sound in the ceiling?

Oh it's just Timothy in the attic, he has itchy bones.

Wow, he must be a poomierial.

Yeah, that's why we sealed the attic, poomierials are ruthless but they aren't too smart, he just wanders around in circles up there now.

by The_Reggie_Poom November 6, 2020