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Perfectionist

A person who does not know the meaning of the words "budget" and "deadline".
Tim is such a perfectionist he spend 6 months designing how the buttons are going to look on a website. Unfortunately that's all the time we had to complete the whole project and needless to say the client did not want to spend any more money. The project got cancelled, which forced us to close the company, lose our homes and forced to live in the wilderness where we use the weaker members of our family as bait to distract wolves, bears and other wild life while we forage for berries which are not covered in bird shit. Thanks Tim.
by ManSweetMan July 1, 2015
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Wack the earth into perfection

We are going to wack the earth into perfection in Minecraft.
by saatanaperkele July 29, 2012
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Pretentionitis

To be suffering from trying to seem more important or significant than you really are. Similar to pretentious
Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018
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Digital Force Protection (DFP)

The passive consolidation of digitally produced or procured data which can be processed and disseminated to support the protection of a military force. DFP is not targeting or collection and is never active.
Digital Force Protection (DFP) is NOT SIGINT , NOT EW and NOT CYBER, It is DFP you stupid SOF VAMPIRE!!
by GFYSUDFA April 8, 2021
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Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.
I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!
by T-Lo June 23, 2006
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Prediction phobia

Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.

Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.

A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.

When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.

How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.

You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.

"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix

"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
by Chelator August 6, 2011
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Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.
"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."
by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012
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