Premature Clickulation

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
by llenzini28 December 07, 2010
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Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.
Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.
by lethopeburn June 30, 2013
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Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.
I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.
by HulkSpider March 31, 2021
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Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
by killmenao2011 February 01, 2011
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Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.
Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.
by Pamela D December 26, 2008
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premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.
Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"
by Projectchik July 26, 2017
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premature autocorrection

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC June 28, 2015
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