when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
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by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
Get the Premature eHAculation mug.Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.
by jessymadethis December 27, 2010
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t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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by nardkat123 October 28, 2010
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