premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.

I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

premature autocorrection

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.

When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.

by JRinSLC July 8, 2015

Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.

JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!

by Mahabarat March 10, 2010

premature extextulation

Sending a blank text inadvertently.

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.

by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019