A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018

by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020

by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 10, 2021

by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.
Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?
Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
by awg99 July 19, 2018

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.
I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.
by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016
