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cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
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salt pounder

I heard my co worker say it in a road rage incident
Get the fuck outta the way you salt pounder
“ SALT POUNDER
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
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Anal Pounder

When you get a dicking so hard in your ass that you gain hemeroids.
Yea Jack the other day got a nice ass Anal Pounder.
by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 10, 2021
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stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner
I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys
by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
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Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.
Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
by awg99 July 19, 2018
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salt pounder

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
Fuck you, you fuckin salt pounder
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
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pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.
I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.
by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016
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