Pornhub

Where niggas go to cure their depression

Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT

by Baby Germany May 4, 2020

Pornhub

Better video website than youtube, it may even have your favorite creators!

I just found my favorite creator on Pornhub!

by galaxies232132 March 19, 2022

Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Pornhub

A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!

GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

by kamudai April 21, 2021

Pornhub

Pornhub is a sexual website with videos of people having sex, girls licking the man’s penis, and a chance of people getting an addiction of porn.

Kevin: Hey! you wanna watch porn on the Pornhub website?
Jenny: Hell yeah I will! (This depends on whether the person doesn’t or wants to watch porn, in this case Jenny wanted to watch porn)

by mikudayowashere September 10, 2023