Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.
Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching
by Lord McCready October 09, 2020
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pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)
the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face
by slapapig September 24, 2003
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Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.
Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.
by Stoma Docking January 12, 2010
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pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!
by D. Hine November 19, 2003
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Pork Stuffing

Sexual Position involing four people, 3 males, 1 female (optional) preferably a midget. It requires one person, preferably the midget, to be suspended by two others from anal and oral penetration while the fourth person rotates them (as you would roll a barrel) and ejaculates on them. It's supposed to resemble roasting a pig over a fire.
Me, my dad, and my best friend got with Vernon Troyer and we all did some Pork Stuffing.
by Sex Chef August 30, 2008
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pork pounder

A fat fucker, chubby chaser, someone who fucks fat women.
John is a closet pork pounder.
by shazizzle April 08, 2003
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Raw Pork

The genital of a woman that is chafed and sore, almost raw, from having an all-night long intercourse.
Mark and Tina had rough sex all night every hour on the hour. Tina woke up this morning with a raw pork.
by notSoladylike August 13, 2010
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