Personal Problem

A current issue, usually started from drama, that one would not want to get involved in.

"You know the thing I like most about 'personal problems?' They're not my problem. Keep it that way. k? k."

by unknownstranger April 27, 2010

zombie problem

When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.

me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."

by billbobgeorgesamone August 4, 2007

Bea O'Problem

A B.O. (Body Odor)problem said when Bart on The Simpson pranks the local bartender,Moe Syzlak.

Moe's Tavern?Hello I need to speak to O'Problem first name Bea?Bea O'Problem?Bea O'Problem?Do I have a B O'Problem? Yes.

by Kye Miller October 7, 2003

99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.

guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

classy problem

A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.

Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.

Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.

by Kyle Rh. May 28, 2008

Big House Problem

When more than one person is over a house that is vast in size and one eventually leaves without the other because they assume they've already left due to the fact that they haven't run into each other in awhile.

George: "oh, you're still here!"
George" "your friend took off, she thought you left, so..."
Girl: "really?"
George: "that's what happens in a big house. It's called the big house problem."

by mashetee November 27, 2009

problemous

circumstances resulting in a plethora of issues; often one problem that creates more and more problems

Were it not for their initial business plan to fall back on, the company would have suffered a dilemma far more problemous than any setback known to have effected procedures in the history of all companies.

by GL1BPHRASE November 26, 2018