pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

pooheadweeface

A brilliant roast when in heated arguments, diss tracks or rap battles

rapper1: your lips look like crizzpy bacon,

your mums tits 'bout to be shaken

rapper2: you're a penis and abnormally two-faced

overall you're a pooheadweeface

by greatroaster69 May 5, 2019

Pooheys

1. Filthy drink consumed by commerce/law fags

2. "Tooheys" - lets not speak this word again

Dave-o: "Robin you manwhore, your drinkin pooheys!"

Greg: "Man thats even more depressing than drinkin bitch fizz, i need some Chartreuse and some Woosta

Robin: "Hu-Ah"

by Dave-o June 20, 2004

pooberty

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....

Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Phore Shore

Arizona pronunciation of for sure; it is otherwise pronounced as phore shore

Wildcat: Yo do you want to go to a desert rave?
SunDevil: Phore Shore

by its whatever September 14, 2009

poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

pooeyness

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005