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pelvic plop

The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.

The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.

As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.

The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.

Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020
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sideways-plop

Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.
"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"

"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022
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Plop tart

The act of deficating into a loved ones naval.
Last night Rodger's mom asked me to give her a plop tart. I obliged.
by Carl 05621 December 28, 2010
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plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)
One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.
by joshua7437 January 16, 2008
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Plop and Pray

The act of "installing" an air conditioner in urban apartments. This involves no hardware and normally occurs on the first sweltering night of the summer that arrives with little warning.
"I put in my AC last night, plop and pray."
by tranny89 April 24, 2009
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plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"
So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water
by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009
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Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.
Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!
by MentalTyrant1 February 12, 2017
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