plompen

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

plompen

by somebody once told me March 24, 2017

plotshop

Used on Wattpad to trade plots for follows, votes on books, etc, so that the "buyer" can write their own book using that plot.

Author of $Plotshop$: "This Hunger Games plot is available! You must follow me, vote on 5 pages of my book '{insert book name}' and I comment on this page asking for it. I will only pick someone who is the best writer to take this plot. Please credit me in your book when I message you saying you can use the plot."
Interested Wattpad User: {comment section} "Can I please claim this plot? I have voted five times in your book and I am already following you."

by Helpless Unicorn 💜 July 18, 2017

Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

by wicked hazel July 20, 2018

Plowshare

African-American slang for a threeway.

Man 1: You you wanna have sex?
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.

by IchigoInoue November 23, 2019

Plombir Gang

Is the most dangerous and deadly gang in western Europe. Their headquarter is located at a highly secret, guarded property in Germany. The origin of the name is still yet to be found out. They leave a Plombir ice cone ´🍦´at their victims location 3 days before they snatch you.

"Yesterday i saw a Plombir ice cone on my neighbours porch. A few days after that he was nowhere to be found"

"Oh damn, the Plombir Gang got him for good"

by PlombirBiggie January 6, 2021

plomki

A word that can mean anything, it is a filler, and when all options are gone, it's your best last resort.

Mother: "GET BACK HERE LITTLE TIMMY YOU ATE THE DAMN COOKIE!"
Son: "N- no, plomki!"
Mother: understandable have a nice day

by masonjaroxleo9 April 10, 2021

ploysai

Ploysai is a really amazing, beautiful, funny girl. She will always be there for you no matter what. Always take care of her because she is the cutest person you will ever meet.

whoever you are You can't help falling in love with Ploysai.

Ploysai is a very nice name.

by Sjyt November 22, 2021