Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

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philosophie

Da "deep 'n' deliberate" intellectual/moral subject-matter dat da serious-thinking BFG discussed wif his pint-sized-damsel "human bean" friend.

Da tiny-but-brainy heroine of Roald Dahl's classic "smaller-but-honorable folk triumphing over huge-and-mean-but-bumbling" individuals suggested dat she and her large colleague work together to defeat said towering terrors --- I like her philosophie a whole bunch!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

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Philosophy

When a person overthinks

Socrates: Hmm….I wonder why its called Mud is it because it feels muddy?

^^^ Philosophy

by ThatOneSwedishGuy April 22, 2022

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Forward Philosophy

Forward direction in philosophy is developed to fully acknowledge the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind. A philosophy made to be developed in order to expire the full potential of any philosophic content in every different sub-discipline involved in philosophy. Forward philosophy is a direction to be developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in the chosen merits by the philosopher leading themselves in this philosophy and direction.

I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Philosophy Is Definition & Esoteric Is Meaning <.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

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Chat Philosophy

When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.

Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.

by nexorcexor September 7, 2013

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