1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017
Get the Petty Partymug. When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.
"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019
Get the Principled Pettymug. Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005
Get the petty petkinsmug. Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
Get the Petty gaymug. Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".
I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?
by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020
Get the Pro-pettymug. by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018
Get the Petty peasantmug. "Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."
"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."
by Bardia Asef October 16, 2017
Get the petty stuffmug.