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Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.
"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019
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dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.
Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.
by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019
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petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
Oh, I love my little petty petkins!
by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005
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Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
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Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.
“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”
by Petty package October 19, 2017
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Alex Pettis

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.
Alex Pettis is amazing.
Alex is sexy.
Alex has a nice ass.
Alex likes to have fun.
Alex is cute.
by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011
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Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.
My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.
by LaLa72 January 1, 2018
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