An example of petty famous. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin trying to be in the spot light by being a competitor in dancing with the stars.... SHE'S NOT EVEN A STAR! fail....
by Critic88 September 22, 2010

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.
by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011

Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".
I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?
by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.
by LaLa72 January 1, 2018
