dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.
Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.
by JoelSmokes March 04, 2019
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Petty Famous

Trying to get famous though your family members.
An example of petty famous. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin trying to be in the spot light by being a competitor in dancing with the stars.... SHE'S NOT EVEN A STAR! fail....
by Critic88 September 21, 2010
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petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
Oh, I love my little petty petkins!
by TSCBITCH March 21, 2005
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Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 16, 2018
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Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.
My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.
by LaLa72 January 02, 2018
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petty stuff

"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."
"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."
by Bardia Asef October 15, 2017
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petty russ

A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole
by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016
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