Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 05, 2019

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009

sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.

vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute

by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022

Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy

“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”

by Osakinator July 10, 2022

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 25, 2015