Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay

U have Straight person -itis

by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

Spirit Person

someone who has said something that touches you right in the heart. or has said something you find very relatable.

John: " Céline Dion's 'Because You Loved ME' is a gift from god."
Marry: "You are my spirit person right now."

by Mr.Caids December 31, 2018

Sex-repulsed person

A sex repulsed person is someone who simply doesn't like sex, or the idea of any sexual activity, the reasons can be Many and personal.
Contrary to the popular belief sex repulsed people are not aliens they are just normal people.
Not every sex repulsed person is asexual.
Not every asexual is sex repulsed
Sex repulsed person can experience sexual attraction but it won't go any further because of their perception of sex.

-hey do You see that Blondie ass over there? Looks bootyful I would smash her
-meeh, I just really don't like it,

-Why bruh, are u gay?
-No, I am a Sex-repulsed person that means I just really don't like the idea of sex, or any sexual activity, that doesn't mean i don't find her pretty it's just , I am just sex repulsed person
-WTF bruh are u an alien?
-Well yes but actually no

by Humptrydumpty September 8, 2021

I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

stupid person

Someone who knows better yet is doing or has intention to do something foolish.

Not to be associated with idiot; someone who has a lot of stupid ideas.

That stupid driver ran the light!
or
Look at that stupid person playing the tiger.

by TheGrimWeaper May 26, 2010

Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019