Perform

To do too much for someone.

Person 1: *writes your name all over their books*
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.

Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.

by Cervix diver December 18, 2021

Performative contradiction

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Fascist is a living performative contradiction!

by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Audi rs7 performance

605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.

Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!

Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?

Dave: one hell of a car.

by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance

amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:

person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?

by daftrio August 23, 2024