percy

cautious! highly contagious - they are infected by the sassy man apocalypse. percys are filled with sass and addicted to bullying. beware they might as for a kiss as a bait to turn u into a percy.

someone is sassy today & its percy

by meowymeowhiss August 26, 2023

The Percy

When a guy masturbates onto his hand and slaps someone with it.

He was being a little bitch so so i gave him the Percy.

by Otein May 16, 2022

Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

Percy

A penis.

The Penis Song, by Eric Idle

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

by Marc Country June 5, 2024

Percy

A cute black dog with a heart of gold

No one can beat Percy

by Claire Starwards February 15, 2021

the percy jackson fandom

A fandom composed of three book series, a bunch of spin-offs + and a new show that is constantly shouting at the top of there lungs basically begging you to jump into a black hole of content. It's a fun black hole at least...

"Yeah, I'm in the Percy Jackson fandom"
"Oh no...Oh no..."
"That's right. Dam. Blue cookies."

by that elf in ur closet December 20, 2023

Dirty Percy

When Percy from vox machina rails the shit out of your ass so you lay a dragons egg and give birth to a fish

Dirty Percy is a fun kink.

by Bussy licker March 7, 2022