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Congan Peen

Term for the penises of residents of the Congo, which has the largest national average penis size of any country at a whopping 7.13 inches on average
"My nibba over here got a 8 inch shlong"
"yeah bro he's got a serious congan peen"
by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019
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Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented
Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.
by guacamolepen15 May 20, 2019
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peen juicer

A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.
Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!
by Dr. CG April 4, 2008
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Zoe Peen

When somebody is ready to recieve the peen, usually from zoe, after getting a lil to big for what they can handle.
Jack did you see what happened to that shen.
What?
They got the peen....the zoe peen

My peen is the size of my peen.
Nah bro i might have to blast rope after that.
by Zoe Peen December 17, 2018
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non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.
He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020
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Peen Juice

a cloud juice that is drank out of water bottle where the drinking spout looks like a baby penis
Brittany loves drinking that peen juice
by therightdefinition12 November 9, 2012
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Haas Peening

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people
Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based
by IDon'tKnowReally March 13, 2021
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