non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.

He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!

by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020

Zoe Peen

When somebody is ready to recieve the peen, usually from zoe, after getting a lil to big for what they can handle.

Jack did you see what happened to that shen.
What?
They got the peen....the zoe peen

My peen is the size of my peen.
Nah bro i might have to blast rope after that.

by Zoe Peen December 17, 2018

MAD PEEN

Used to describe activities that sluts partake in

Guy 1: You hear about tracy
Guy 2: Nah fam, what about her?
Guy 1: I heard she started sucking MAD PEEN

by DommnSub January 8, 2018

Paranormal Peen

The vessel for the Semen Seance.

Bro prep the Paranormal Peen for the Semen Seance.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

peen top

The top of a man's penis, visible when his pants or underwear are pulled down too far.

You could totally see Brad's peen top when Joe tried to shank him.

by Redesigner February 21, 2009

Congan Peen

Term for the penises of residents of the Congo, which has the largest national average penis size of any country at a whopping 7.13 inches on average

"My nibba over here got a 8 inch shlong"
"yeah bro he's got a serious congan peen"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented

Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.

by guacamolepen15 May 20, 2019