Paul

Paul is an amazing and kind funny guy. Although he tries to hide it, he is outlandishly gay. If his innermost thirst for homosexual desires are not quenched, he will become a rabid beast. If his daily quota of schlong and cummywummies are not sufficed, he will become a rabid beast. He is in general, a queer rabid beast Never fuck with a queer rabid beast, especially if his name is Paul.
Gee, Paul is a real nice guy, but he sure is a queer rabid beast
by paulisgaylol May 07, 2020
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Pauled

For a liar to be schooled by somebody who is telling the truth. When the liar in a debate or arguement loses their point by the more intelligent person telling the truth, this is called getting Pauled.

(THIS DERIVES FROM THE CONTINUOUS EVENT IN WHICH RON PAUL OUTSMARTS ALL HIS LIBERAL CHALLENGERS WITHOUT PULLING OUT THE LIE CARDS)

~RON PAUL 2012~
Isn't Sean Hannity tired of getting Pauled?
by truthspreader1 August 18, 2011
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Paul

Paul is the person who says stuff just to hurt you he’s the reason you smoke weed he’s the reason you drink he makes you feel less than or not good enough he makes fun of your weight to the point we’re you starve yourself and get sick to the point we’re you have to go to the hospital he’s the reason you cut yourself and think about ending your life some people just don’t understand how words effect others and Paul’s one of those people “you know why your so fat because you never have had a boyfriend when you kiss you burn 500 calories” Paul points out the obvious your fat your ugly I know I know why do people have to be like this Paul brings you down when your up he breaks your heart you go home cut yourself smoke and cry and Paul’s the reason.
Paul brings you down when your up
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Paul is the best guy friend you can get. He is most likely gay or bi and will listen to everything you say with an open mind. He is short and definitely a true weirdo. He loves comedy and his role model is Bo Burnham. If you have feelings for a paul, you are in for a bumpy ride.
Guy#1: Is that Paul?
Girl#1:Yeah he's my best friend!
by Browngirl360 April 15, 2020
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Paul

The gayest of gays. Paul is the dullest person you will ever meet. Nobody likes Paul. Paul has a little penis
Is that a rock? No jimmy, that's a Paul
by Joejoe776 March 14, 2015
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A really rude and homophobic guy who attacks girls and speaks a lot of shit. Swears a lot and makes sexual jokes that aren’t even funny.
Paul is one nasty boy that no one likes.
by ameliaxoooo February 13, 2018
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A guy that everybody likes but he will never tie himself down. he is a man whore ! He will flirt with then break your heart<|3
Jess: See that man whore over there ?

Bill: yeah hes such a Paul !
by qwertykey September 23, 2011
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