Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Pathetic

a word frequently used by bobitas every time they are having an argument

Mas nakakahiya pa nga ginawa mo. Asking for sympathy? How pathetic.

by hAkd0g September 28, 2019

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Pathetic

When you send your other number 1900 text messages then share a screenshot your status viewers, pretending a significant person likes you that much

Makhosyzana done a pathetic for views.

Bongani "genuinely though? What you did was actually pathetic"

by Khosi July 25, 2019

Pathetic

Jett Alexander

Jett Alexander is pathetic

by #Jettslander March 15, 2022

Pathetic

Of such an extremely low quality or standard, to an extent that it arouses pity

School wifi is so slow and pathetic

by Some rando out there January 26, 2022