partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

howdy partner

The traditional greeting of southern, conservative, gun-loving, poor, white farmers, who also think the Confederate flag is the flag of the United States.

The term is also associated with hoboes, hicks and rednecks.

Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.

Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?

Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!

Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!

Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!

Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?

by Dmitri April 1, 2004

Rim Partners

Two male partners, one with red hair, that occasionally have anal sex together outside of a business relationship.

Gosh Steve and Warren must be Rim Partners, they always go home together after a long hard day at the office.

by Chipster January 27, 2007

silent partner

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.

I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.

by Woobert September 20, 2005

Partner name

The synonym for a ship name

Girl: Me and Jake got together last night

Girl 2: Awe, I have the perfect partner name for you two! Melankadonkey!

by PeanbutterElley September 11, 2016

Pleasure Partner

A relationship focused on sexually pleasing each other with out the drama and emotion of a committed relationship and the intent to improve sexual skill.Unlike other sexual relationships constructive criticism is encouraged.

Similar to friends with benefits without the facade of friendship, similar to a fuck buddy but less lustful.

1. David meets with his pleasure partner at least twice a month to stay on top of his boning game.

2.Woman: How did you get so good in bed?

Man: A very strict pleasure partner.

Woman: WTF?

by lazylinguist August 17, 2012

Silent Partner

A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as "Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.

Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.

Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.

Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.

Tina: Typical

by pbr3000 April 9, 2009