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Benchmark partner 

A person you once dated who checked all your boxes of your dream partner but in reality it didn’t work out between y’all and now you’re looking for him/her in every other person you date. Sad but true. I feel you.
Saurabh : Bro ya, she set the bar really high
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.
Benchmark partner by Lak_Rathod December 15, 2021

Discord Partner 

Special badge for Discord, but you will have to sell both your left and right kidneys to receive it. That or set a Discord Employee's fursuit on fire.
Charlie: How'd you get Discord Partner?
CustomName: I selled both my kidneys and burnt down a fursuit factory

Life Partner 

A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:

Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
Life Partner by MemoryFam September 3, 2022

Paperweight partner 

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
Paperweight partner by Pylot November 22, 2022

system partner 

A system partner is when someone dates a system and all of that systems alters don't date anyone except that person. Other systems can be system partners but singlets can also be system partners
"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we wouldn't date anyone except them"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
system partner by anonymous November 26, 2022

Kintsugi Partner 

Someone that dates with the specific intent of leaving someone in a position better than when they first began dating.
"Rachel is so weird, she only dates guys to get them to quit drinking and find better jobs then leaves them when they're stable. She's such a kintsugi partner."
Kintsugi Partner by FrogEnjoyer April 11, 2023