Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

pandemic album

An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.

Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020

D0n@LD +rumq pandemic

This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.

D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵

Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!

by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022