Carson Palmer

Its an Arnold Palmer (half tea half lemonade) mixed with Captain Morgan!! So tasty!!!

Do you want a captain and coke?

No i'll take a Carson Palmer!!

by Haynie 7 February 21, 2011

Jill Palmer

The silloutte of you hand spell jill, so...

That chick left me with blue balls, so I had to give myself a jill palmer!

by sex ; Yes please April 23, 2009

dirk palmer

The act of being cool, esp. living cool.

I wish I was like you. I wish I was dirk palmer enough to do that.

by Harry Fuck April 11, 2005

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Alfred Palmer

What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking

This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade

by Rico De Los Santos February 20, 2011

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Chilly Palmer

When a man is having intercourse with a girl, he pulls out and blows his load into a handful of crushed ice and slaps a woman on the back.

My girlfriend called out her ex's name, so I grabbed a handful of ice and gave that bitch a Chilly Palmer

by Pussyhands Icechest December 31, 2008