Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on

Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster

by chorizogordo April 5, 2024

ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.

"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

Dummy-yummy pair

When two friends have such a strong dynamic in being idiots together that you can't help it, but just think that they're adorable in doing what they love.

Person 1: No, I don't want your pats.
Person 2: *pats anyways and runs away*
Person 1: You motherfu--*runs after them*
Person 3: Look at that dummy-yummy pair.

by Pseudo Saint September 20, 2021

spare pair

Noun. The underwear you carry in case you have need of it.

Synonym: second pair

When I hit the town I always slip a spare pair in my clutch in case it turns into an all-nighter.

Cheeki is the best spare pair out there, because it's sealed and won't get dirty in the bottom of my bag.

by CiaoCiaoCiao December 12, 2013

Woo pairs

Ball sack hairs.

Katie look! Albert Franklin has “woo pairs.”

by Lil wheezy October 6, 2019

popsicle pair

A super cute gay couple who won't stop with the public displays of attention.

Hey would you look at that popsicle pair over there getting frisky , get a room!

by Emeline alys September 5, 2017

Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.

'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.

by MM132 March 4, 2019