Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)

You know you go to PGMS when...
1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.

#12 Sheldon: Hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?

#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.

Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.

by PsEuDoNyM<333 January 23, 2011

Pacific Islander

another politically correct word thats obviously wrong

Man 1: My Indonesian friend is a Pacific Islander
Man 2: tidak
Man 1: Totally a Pacific Islander
Man 2: ...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 9, 2020

King of Pacific

Head of Hotel Pacific and will axe you if you do not do as he says.....the anti-net

The king of Pacific just told me to go home early and now my pay check is going to suck because he caught me online.

by HPFD December 10, 2008

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 9, 2009

Pacific Valley

a school in Big Sur with only 17 kids and most of them are stoners. the staff at this school include hippies, rednecks, and the weird ass principal named Reanna.

Pacific Valley School sucks if u ain't smoking any herb.

by Brad Bailey March 7, 2009

5am Pacific Time

The emptiness and lull in activity experienced by extreme internet-junkies and gamers during the early morning hours after everyone else has either gone to bed or is getting up to go to work, so named because this is when servers typically shut down for scheduled maintenance. This term transcends the local lull in activity experienced by people who stay up all night partying, having the distinction that no matter where you are in the world or what schedule you keep, and no matter how many different time zones the people you interact with are in, if you are on an English-speaking website you're probably going to experience a noticeable drop in activity around those hours.

Oh man, where'd everybody go? Just a moment ago I was having amazing conversations in like 15 different browser tabs and now nobody is saying anything! Must be 5am Pacific Time.

by ethacetin November 16, 2014

Pacific Rim Job

When you visit a city located on the Pacific Rim (Tokyo, Sydney, etc.) and get some sort of sexual action, such as a hand or blow job. This gives someone asking about your sexual activity just enough information to know if you got some but not enough to disturb them.

"Hey how was your trip to Tokyo?"

"It was great; i got a Pacific Rim job at this club!"

"Nice. Maybe ill go to Tokyo"

by almostfunny November 22, 2013