A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"
Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.
by fatsouliman November 22, 2014
Get the Organic Ovaries mug.Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth February 28, 2016
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