Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.
Nah fam, you got options
Nah fam, you got options
by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.
by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)
by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025

by I do carloans August 3, 2019

Hym "The best option! The nuclear option! Get em. Get em out of here. Let's all go meet God together!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2025

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".
I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
